Hang Right Politics

Posted by Republicanpundit on October 1st, 2007 in Clinton, Democrats, Democrat Presidential Candidates

My spacecraft has crash landed on a unknown planet. It is called democrat world.

There is the strange behavior on this planet, almost to disbelief. Consider:

1. The leader of this world is called Her Highness, CacklingHillary.

She came to power even though her lifemate, FingerBill, had destroyed their world past viability and a neighboring world, RepublicanWorld (A happy Prosperous World) had to come in and restore the planet.

2. This world just passed a law that would give all the lovely chilren healthcare based on taxing an item they are doing everything in their power to outlaw and force people to quit smoking it.

3. Even funnier is this new idea from CacklingHillary: Pay each family $5,000 to have a child, even though CacklinHillary and her drones (The dreaded Fems) are trying to get the child killed just before it is born by having a doctor stab the baby with a pair of scissors.

4. The planet is just a few days from destroying their bitter enemy, The Cackling Queda’s, but now have decided it is two much trouble to continue fighting ,because they are anti-war and would rather be poked in the eye by the Queda’s than to to honor their warriors, want to pull their troops back to their own quaint planet. You can hear the Cackling Queda’s laughter all the way from their planet to democratworld.

5. In this downside world (there is no upside), Criminals have all rights and citizens have none.

6. In this downside world, lies may be taught to students, but the truth may not.

7. In this downside world, Doctors are sued for giving their patients drugs which save their live, and are, indeed, for even seeing the patient until they have suffered for at least one year.

8. In this downside world, The people who are powering the world, the Oilers, are being destroyed as fast as possible, in the name of planetwarming and political hatred.

9. In the democratworld, a god is worshipped who has done absolutely nothing but recieves outlandish praise and money. This god is called The United Nations.

10. In the democratworld, all pay is taxed and they decide how much you can keep. The more you make, the less you keep.

Please, Scotty, Beam me out of this place.