A SKUNK GOES TO THE PICNIC
John Francois Kerry is going to Iraq. Apparently he will visit with the troops. He will be as welcome there as the proverbial skunk a a picnic.
I wonder what his opening line will be. Any ideas to send to ole John?
OK, I will start.
“I am John Kerry and I am reporting for Latrine Duty”
Posted by Republicanpundit
December 13th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
I guess it will be time to get the rent-a-crowd out over there… Reminds me of someone who was active duty when Clinton was president–they all had to be cautioned to behave themselves when he visited……….
December 13th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
“Hello, I’m John Kerry. I voted for this war but I was against funding it, but I’m here in Iraq to show support for you guys. Good Luck.”
I was never taught to hate anybody, but Kerry is definitely an exception to the rule.
December 13th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
“I’m John Kerry. I’m smart and you’re stooopid. That’s why you’re here. Carry on.”
December 13th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
How about…
Hey did you guys know that I served in Vietnam??
Also…
Get outta my way you friggin’ idiot! You’re blocking the cameras!
Or…
(Said to his advisor in a worried whisper) Why is everyone laughing?
December 13th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Hello, I’m John Kerry, and since I am here, I must be stupid,too.!!
December 14th, 2006 at 1:39 am
Hello, my name is John Kerry. I almost won the presidential election in 2004, I lost by only 50,000 or so votes in Ohio. If I had won, I wouldn’t have to be here because you wouldn’t be here. You would be at home with your families and I would be at home with my martini. That’s our luck. There is not nor was there ever a war on terror. It’s a myth. If I have offended anyone by my remarks about you’all being too dumb to do anything but sign up for duty over here, well…I don’t apologize for anything. This war is stupid and everyone involved needs to have their head examined. Well…I’ll see y’all a little later, got to get to my tent and get a little shuteye. That redeye I took to get over here was murder. Good night and good luck. Oh…I forgot to mention that I know how you guys and gals feel. I served in Vietnam for three months. Lord, it was scary, but I survived. Those swiftboat vets really helped me out that night. I never remembered to thank them. Because of them, and what we accomplished together over there, I got some general to sign a document making me eligible for a silver star. God, those fools really believed I had done something important. Anyway, gotta go. If y’all can hang around for a couple more years, I’ll win the election and get you out. Just had to come over here and cheer y’all up a little bit. I don’t have time for chit chat right now, but tomorrow I’ll be holding a press conference on Aljazerra News Network, and if some of you can break away from your mundane, boring duty, come on over. I need as many of you to show up as possible to help me ridicule America. They’re the ones responsible for all this trouble and in a couple of years, I’ll straighten it all out. Hope to see you there.
December 17th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
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